The funniest memes related to "Hilarious Birthday"
Just a little thing I noticed upon listening to the song for the 1000th time. I can't tell apart their voices like y'all can but I thought I'd point it out.
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Okay so this is going to be a weird ass update. I'm sorry if you guys thought this was going to be anything interesting.
A friend came forward and told me that apparently my dumb ass fiancee decided to play a prank on me. She had the bright idea of leaving the house for a couple of days to set up a surprise birthday party for me set for this weekend. I don't know what the fuck she was thinking, nor do I even really know the full story yet. She is not really the prank playing type and I guess thought this would be hilarious or something.
It looks like a majority of those "friends" who were acting distant were in on it. After I started being up front and honest with showing people my texts with her as this sub suggested, one of them told her that this wasn't cool, and that if she didn't come clean, than he would. Well, she didn't come clean, and he came forward. I guess that's why nobody was answering their texts?
Anyway, I texted her and I told her that I knew, asked her what the fuck she was thinking. She started blowing my phone up apologizing. She said her prank just went too far and spiraled out of control when it got to social media, and that she didn't know how to come clean when she realized that it crossed a line. She also said that she didn't mean to let it come out that I was abusing her, and that she just wanted to make it seem like she left me, and that the abuse stuff was a rumor started by some other people who weren't in on her joke.
I just didn't really respond to her. I left and went to my parents' house before she got back home. My family now thinks she's a fucking moron, so her relationship with them is ruined right before our marriage, so that's great. Our mutual friends are now split in half with half of them thinking she's an idiot, and the other half feeling god knows what about the situation. I'm frankly embarrassed, and feel stupid for wasting everyone's time and dragging them into my relationship with my fiancee.
I don't really know where to go from here. I don't know if I should call of the wedding, or postpone it and try to work out what the hell went through her mind.
I'm sorry if this isn't the ending to the story you were all hoping for. I'm having drinks and will be here all night feeling sorry for myself and answering comments for as long as I'm awake with this Jameson.
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Every year since I can literally remember, my mom has ordered pizza for my birthday (which is 3 days before Christmas btw). I HATE the pizza where she gets it from. I never even want pizza on my birthday, at all. Every year I BEG her not to even get me presents, just please, NO PIZZA PLEASE. NO PIZZA.
Her reasoning is 1) itβs the only thing my 80 year old grandmother will eat (spoiler: it is NOT, my grandmother is not picky and will literally eat anything you put in front of her, she doesnβt have any dietary restrictions, grams is healthy as a horse). Mom says βit is grandmaβs treatβ because she only gets pizza once a year on my birthday.
I told her fine, can we have my birthday not at a mealtime please. I just donβt want to have pizza. Literally anything else, or nothing at all. It upsets me because she literally doesnβt care what I want on the only day she should care, itβs not even about the pizza anymore, Iβm just angry that even for one day she canβt put her and my grandmaβs βneedsβ aside for me.
She even said, βwhy donβt you cook a full meal for everyone for your birthday?β I said I would but I know she wouldnβt eat it (sheβs picky af and anytime I made meals while I lived there she wrinkled her nose at it and would always say, βEW. What on earth is that?!β βItβs oatmeal, Mom.β
She said βlolololol right so Iβm getting pizza then!β
Like I said, itβs not even about the pizza anymore. Itβs about the fact that for the last fifteen years of my birthday, Iβve begged her not to get ONE FOOD and she only ever gets that ONE FOOD, on literally the only day I care about.
WIBTA if I just didnβt see my family this year for my birthday? Iβm just so hurt and angry at the whole thing. I know Iβm being stubborn but it hurts a lot and Iβm pissed.
EDIT: also, Iβm turning 34, and Iβm a girl. I know my post comes off as immature, itβs an immature thing to be upset about but here we are. I donβt βexpectβ anything from my mother, I do these birthdays for her, not the othe
... keep reading on reddit β‘Around this time last year, I got back together with a boyfriend from college for about four months. I am good friends with his sister. He and I rekindled our young love at her wedding. Shortly after we got together, I got really sick. Through the stress of that situation, I think we both quickly realized that we werenβt right for each other, but thatβs not why we broke up...
After a couple months, he started tossing around the idea of joining the military. One night he told me that he had decided to enlist. He had already talked to a recruiting officer. He planned to move pretty quickly with his plans. I told him that I didnβt want to do long distance, and he understood. I let him know that I was willing to continue dating until he left. He told me there would be no point. So through tear filled eyes, we kissed goodbye.
After the breakup I would occasionally ask him how he was doing and even wished him a happy birthday. He would never initiate a text to me and always had very short replies. Well here we are, one year later, and I still see him driving around town all the time. Maybe he didnβt lie, maybe it wasnβt an excuse, but it sure seems like it was! Iβm a comedian and I think this is hilarious. I recently tweeted βMy ex used to listen to Joe Rogan every day, and yet I was still surprised when he lied about enlisting in the military to break up with me.β
The tweet was a smash hit. Lots of favorites. The only person he knows that follows me on Twitter is his sister. AND SHE WAS FURIOUS. She sent him a screenshot of the tweet. I did not think about the possibility that that could happen. He was pissed. His sister confronted me about it, accused me of lying and hurting his reputation. I didnβt mean for this to happen. I simply hate Joe Rogan. Am I the ass hole?
My parents grew up in India. I grew up here (in the US). It leads to a lot of misunderstands, especially when dogs are concerned.
I canβt believe more people donβt find this to be a struggle. I live on my own, but I visit and live with my parents during the holidays. They donβt hate my dog or anything, and they donβt tell him to live outside, in fact they always compliment how obedient/well-trained he is, but they also donβt see dogs like how people here see dogs. The dogs they owned lived outside, were fed human food, and died before their second birthday. We did have small dogs growing up, and they currently own a Shih-tzu who they love very much, but that doesnβt change how weird they are about dog ownership.
I wanted to top off a Kong with some peanut butter. I get the peanut butter out of the fridge, scoop up a good amount onto a spoon, and Iβm planning on getting the peanut butter off with my finger and then slathering it on the Kong. During this operation, at no point does the spoon or peanut butter touch the dog bowl or the Kong. Well, not good enough. My parents threw away the spoon, and then bought a new peanut butter bottle and labeled the old one βDOGS PEANUT BUTTER.β It was slightly hilarious.
Itβs the same way with his medicine. At no point is there cross-contamination. Iβm using the measuring spoon to get the medicine out, and then putting it in the bowl. My parents never use these measuring spoons, and yet they freaked out. They were so grossed out by the idea of me using the measuring cup for something dog related like fish oil. Itβs fish oil. FISH OIL, but it is fish oil for the dog so itβs automatically disgusting. They said something that is used on a dog should never be used by a person, ever.
So, moving on, I told my parents I wanted something dog related for Christmas. They were so embarrassed by this. They bought me something I didnβt ask for or even want, but that looks good to the relatives, and then gave me my dog related present afterwards and told me not to tell anyone because of how embarrassing that would be.
So next: I spent six hundred dollars on a crate (I canβt remember exactly how much, it was the Gunner Kennels crate). My parents googled the price of said crate, and then when I get to their place there was a therapist/psychiatrist/I-donβt-even-know-what to talk to me because apparently no one would ever spend that much on a dog crate unless they were mentally insane or βon drugs,β like my mom put it.
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Hello r/2007scape. Due to recent events I felt like the perfect next interview would be with one of the two protagonists of the Lvl 3 Fire Cape feat. I contacted xzact to interview him and he agreed to do but he also suggested that it would be more interesting to conduct a dual interview with Rendi. So yeah, this is the interview. I will ask 20 questions to xzact, 20 questions to Rendi and then another 10 questions which they will answer together. Enjoy the interview.
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Rendi is an Old School Runescape content creator. He became an icon in 2019, thanks to his content on YouTube and Twitch. He is also well known for his skill and understanding of the game aswell as his creativity.
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Follow Rendi on:
Β·Twitter: @Rendi_mento
Β·Youtube: Rendi
Β·Twitch: Rendimento
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xzact is an Old School Runescape content creator. Known for his Youtube guides and high level PvM content which includes The Inferno (on low level accounts) and solo Teathre of Blood. He's also the record holder for lowest level Infernal cape.
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Follow xzact on:
Β·Twitter: @xzact7
Β·Youtube: xzact
Β·Twitch: xzact
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17th January 2020
1ΒΊ How's a day in the life of Rendi?
>The day in the life of Rendi is pretty boring, I am almost always working on something related to my videos, whether it be looking for something fresh to do, or just sitting there editing a video. Speaking of which, I often sit in a chair way too much of the day, besides maybe taking my dog out or stretching. Occssionally I will go out and do something enjoyable, but usually I have very little free time. When I do get a chance for some free time, I usually almost always will first
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